First day of work.

New environment, new colleagues, new banana attire.
I don't like to stand there like a retard, i don't like to pretend that i'm busy, i don't like it when they keep playing Right Round!
Right Round and Waking Up in Vegas , nice songs but totally lost the liking after listening more than 8 times a day. Sick.

But looking on a bright side, i get paid for standing there acting like a retard, i get paid for listening to music, i get paid for wearing such an ugly attire. So what else do i have to say?